recent additions to the honest text message list, some new, some that are old that i have wanted to send multiple brutally honest text messages to:
i am so excited for you.
what are you doing right now? why are you acting like this? why NOW?
you are too cute & totally rule, let's make out.
you started to suck in the past year, BUMMER, right?
chill out, calm down, you'll be fine.
i wish you would come on tour with us, like you said you would.
thanks for everything, also i stole one of your business cards.
WHOA, you are crazy, which is the most charming thing about you.
don't ever come back, i like it better when you're gone.
if i were drunk enough in the right place at the right time, i would kiss you.
thanks for letting me be partially anonymously honest, internet.
(also, i just looked at the original honest text message list to try to figure some of them out and HOLY CRAP there are so many new numbers in my phone that i feel like i might have to do the whole thing all over again. soon.)