HONEST TEXT MESSAGES, AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED:
- i wish i could be with you in egypt
- you sometimes drive me completely insane but sometimes i like that
- you scare the crap out of me because i think you actually know what you are doing
- i kind of like your band, but you are too weird to associate with
- remember how i was in love with you for too long? remember how you were probably in love with me too? what is wrong with us?
- i wish you could be happier
- you are in the best relationship of anyone i know and i wish you weren't so goddamn busy all the time
- go to hell or seattle, i don't really care anymore
- i always joke that i am in love with you. i'm not.
- apparently you owe me a favor, but i think you've made it up to me multiple times
- we have a totally healthy relationship, which is really great and lame. i wish you were in minneapolis all the time.
- you look disgusting, start taking care of yourself
- i love that you are a chubby chaser and everyone knows it
- stop doing drugs and go back to school
- come back to minneapolis and bring that boyfriend of yours with, move in with me
- i should tell you that i love you more because you deserve it
- you are too hot for life, i can't handle it at all
- i'm glad we are hanging out a lot right now and that our friendship has been getting really weird. i'm into that.
- break up with that creepy christian guy, he's only going to fuck you up
- you look like a manniquen, that's weird and cool
- i wish you could pull yourself together
- you are the most insane person i know, which is a hard thing to be
- i have a baby sized crush on you, which i am totally fine with
- you make some of the worst decisions of anyone i know but somehow everything always works out for you
- i am glad you are getting the help you need
- i can't believe you are living in roseville, i can't believe you are happy right now
- you are my favorite restraunt right now, which is why i have you saved in my phone
- i miss you
- it is lame that you moved back to texas and didn't come visit me before you left
- for awhile i wanted to watch you sleep and now i'm really happy that never happened
- you should work on not being so busy all the time but you are going to be amazing. you are amazing.
- you have cute cats and you pay me really well to house sit for you
- how did we become such good friends? sometimes i feel like i am obsessed with you.
- you are the most photogenic person i know
- i wish i saw you every day
- it's too bad everything fell apart when it did, but i think things are working out well now
- we should've kissed
- thanks for mowing our lawn & i wish you did it more so i had an excuse to see you
- you might be really crazy
- you are really cute
- i feel like your life must really suck
- you are one of the most passive aggressive people i know
- thanks for everything
- whoa, you are too great
- stop being crazy & start living
- you are my best friend and that is funny and embarrassing to say
- i wish i had known you were an alcoholic before i drunk dialed you
- i'm sorry that i scare the crap out of you
- pull it together
- i wish i knew all about you
- you are a bad photographer in a really bizarre way
- i hope you had fun on your spiritual journey, asshole
- move back to minneapolis, stop trying to find love, and work on making yourself happy
- you put yourself in terrible situations that you don't need to be involved in
- i feel disgusting that i ever had a crush on you, i can't stand you at all
- you are a huge jerk, but i get where you are coming from
- i think you might be the nicest person of all time
- i wish you wouldn't get that surgery, but i think you are making the best decision
- i'm not totally sure where you are coming from all the time, but i guess i like you more than i let on
- i cannot believe a band like yours exists
- your life must be totally insane, which is terrible and you don't deserve it
- you make the best decisions of anyone i know and you are so terribly pulled together it makes me feel crazy
- you have the greatest, weirdest body of all time and i am overly obsessed with it
- i'm sorry that our shit got fucked up and hopefully your mental health is good and i still love you a little too much
- get fat again
- you are too funny and i flirt with you too much
- you are an asshole. stop fucking with my friend.